Oh, the night shift...

Oh, the night shift...

It occasionally morphs me into an unrecognizable human...
It forces me to live on ridiculously small amounts of sleep...
It made me delusional enough to tell Canyon that Gary was Santa...
It confused me enough to pay my costco membership 10x the amount...
It makes me grumpy, irritable and emotional labile...

BUT only for 3 days and not always. Sometimes we hold it together just fine.
...it pays our bills and puts Gary through school.
...it enables our lovely life.
...it allows me to spend more time with my boys.

HOWEVER, when I am done with it I wont miss it!